This Little Piggy

this little piggy wanted to go to the market

but instead he had to stay home

this little piggy wanted sympathy

but indeed he got none

so he cried “boo hoo hoo” until daddy came home

that’s when this little piggy got a pleasant surprise

and his little piggy mind would be blown

“A short stack for Short Round!” yelled his kind daddy

and indeed the piggy had some

and cried, “mmm mm mmm!!!!” until they were all gone