Just Jacques – Humble Pie

“Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
‘Cause I get better lookin’ each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a [dog]
Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble
But I’m doin’ the best that I can…”

-Mac Davis

mr-humble“Yes. Being this handsome is hard.”

 

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Jacques Gives Mother Nature The What For

A few weeks ago Jacques had had enough of the severe weather in our area and let Mother Nature know exactly what he thought!!


Mother Nature was obviously not impressed because the rain and severe weather continued for another two weeks after Jacques’ tirade.

P.S. In all honesty, Jacques barks like an idiot at ALL thunderstorms (and clouds and squirrels and bunnies and blowing leaves…).

Jacques v. Mr. Frog

Working at my desk one morning, I caught movement from the corner of my eye… something large and green. Ah – Jacques had brought Mr. Frog into the office with us. Great. The more, the merrier, right? I turned my attention back to the computer. Before long I heard “harumph”-ing, growling, and movement. Lots of movement. When I turned around, I was surprised to see that I had a front row seat for a rasslin’ match.

It looked like Mr. Frog had the upper hand… leg? flipper?

IMG_3008But Jacques came back and bit him right on the eye!

IMG_3011Then Jacques went for the jugular…

IMG_3013At that moment, I had to look away. I didn’t want to see the fluffy carnage that I would have to tend to – it was too much! I was sure that Jacques was going to finish Mr. Frog off once and for all.

IMG_3015Apparently I was wrong.