this little piggy wanted to go to the market
but instead he had to stay home
this little piggy wanted sympathy
so he cried “boo hoo hoo” until daddy came home
that’s when this little piggy got a pleasant surprise
and his little piggy mind would be blown
“A short stack for Short Round!” yelled his kind daddy
Ooooo you’re so lucky! I got air popped popcorn tonight (my favorite). Then I threw up and mom said the most awful thing: “That’s it, Noodle. No more human food for you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
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Uh oh. Noodle, buddy, you’re going to have to strengthen your stomach up. Rocky ate a pair of glasses – GLASSES – and lived to eat through a power cord and a metal kennel. I wouldn’t recommend you go that far though. 😉 Anyway, hope your tummy gets settled soon.
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It was a kernel. It got stuck in my throat! I had to get it out somehow but she doesn’t believe my story. Rocky sounds like khia when she was young. She ate a tuna can!
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Keep giving your mom kisses and those sweet puppy eyes – she’ll forget all about. You’ll be eating people yummies in no time! 🙂 A tuna can??? That sounds like a tiger shark not a Khia!! Lol!
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I love this! He is so cute!
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Thank you. He’s something else!! 🙂
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Pancakes! You are very lucky, indeed! I am also glad to know that I am not the only dog whose people sometimes call “Piggy.” I find it most insulting.
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As long as it’s not said in a mocking tone, Jacques will respond to just about anything. He does not like to be mocked. So of course we mock him. A lot. 🙂
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Oh you lucky Jacques! We call Maddie ‘Porcellina’ and it has nothing to do with porcelain. She was especially greedy for banana bread. 🙂
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Haha!! Porcellina *sounds* so sweet and loving… We alternate between Piggy and Pork Chop. That might be a little troubling to a vegetarian. lol
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Note that I said “was” because now the only sweets she gets are apples or pears.
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Aww! But Mom!! It’s probably for the best.
Jacques doesn’t get the amount of people food that Niko or Rocky used to get. He has a “delicate” stomach… at least that’s how he acts. I think it’s an effort to get a personal chef.
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BOL! What a great rhyme for a great story!!! Well done and I am glad you got some yummy foods!
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Thank you!!
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